Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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