You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
