it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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