I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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