So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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