this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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