how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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