Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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