We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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