zippers are such a cool invention
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
it glows. i had to have it.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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