physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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