Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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