Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize