we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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