i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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