handjob tips. give me some.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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