Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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