She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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