I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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