I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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