peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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my poor anus
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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