I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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