Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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