the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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