PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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