I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Randomize