Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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