Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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