chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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