it hurts more in the daytime
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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