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• (415): View more from California

  I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  my head hurts. i need an adult

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  and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  $1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life

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