I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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