so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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