Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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