At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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