she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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