drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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