i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a naked man in my car right now.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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