i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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