sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
organizing the empties. That sober.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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