There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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