she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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