I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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