You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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