the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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