If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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