You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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