I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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