I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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