That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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