i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
There r osticjed everywhere
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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