This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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