so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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