She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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